Musings of A Middle-aged Woman

by fibrate

I approach the next day with trepidation.

I shall soon need to ditch my anti-aging skin care regime to a relifting/resurfacing/resculpting one.

I shall not expect to be able to consistently fit into an XS attire every single time now.

I shall be made a mockery of if I dare be seen in a (fluff)Friend tee shirt (since I’m MIDDLE-AGED and all).

Bone loss will be my scourge.

I shall be labelled an elderly primigravida if I ever conceive.

I shall turn 32 tomorrow.

Gasp!

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